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K-flix and Bea.

Kristen: so, wanna read something funny?
oooof course you do
[email from my dad]
Hi Girls,
Any clue what Mom might want for Christmas? Someone said that's coming up real soon... Maybe we can go on Saturday morning, or even Monday to do some looking......assuming you know what she might like. I had thought about a new snow shovel, you know, the one that's ergonomically designed especially for women, but then I got to thinking...that would be showing off to the neighbors to have her out there with the latest and greatest technology.
Counting the days...
Pops

Patrick: wow.
that's...
wow.
K: I love my dad. :-)
P: he's kidding.
right?
K: well of course
P: well, you don't know
K: where do you think my sarcasm CAME from?
P: the LORD?
K: [giggling uncontrollably in her office]

Awesome.