Thank you very much for my economic stimulus check.
I will spend it on loan payments, car payments, and a little thingy to hold my key while I run. It was very nice of you to think of me, especially during this busy season. The slumping economy sure is a bummer, but at least there's that whole race for the Democratic nomination to keep things exciting, right? I hope you are doing well!
Love,
Kristen
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Dear US government,
I'm still waiting for my check...
Dear US Government,
So's your face.
Loathe,
Haley
Dear US Government,
Thanks for not sending me a check, which is only fair, since I did not pay you taxes. Being an unemployed student is really fun. Further, thanks for the great loans to get me through law school at the super reasonable interest rate.
All the Best,
Bree
PS Since I'll be your bitch for the next 8 weeks, think we could maybe cut a deal on that loan repayment period? I'm just saying.
Dear US Government,
I've been buying lots of comic books and dvds and cds with my $600. And weed. I'm just kidding.
But seriously.
You're welcome.
Indifferent,
Patrick
PS - shape the eff up and give us the fair tax. if not, go to heck.
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