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I am pleased to report that I have more readers than I recently thought. Hugs to my faithful readers - you are all amazing women and I am proud to know you. And not just because you read my random and sporadic ramblings.

Have you all (notice the kung-fu grip I am keeping on my carefully separated "you all"? I have not yet fallen prey to the "y'all" beast. It's not that I really mind it. I think it has more to do with an overdeveloped sensitivity to (ok, obsession with) proper grammar and the fact that most of the time I use the ingrained mid-western term "you guys."). So as I was mentioning, have you all heard of that Google game where you type in your first name along with "needs" and see what it is the search engine results tell you that you need. For example, I type in "Kristen needs," hit search, and these are my top 10 results:

Kristen needs a new connection petition.
Kristen needs book money for class.
Kristen needs to stop playing games with guys.
Kristen needs an angle for her story since Greenville is not coming up with anything.
Kristen needs to be slapped for that brochure.
Kristen needs a blood transfusion.
Kristen needs 24-hour-a-day aid.
Kristen needs friends right now.
Kristen needs to place top 5 in the petite final.
Kristen needs more balance in her life - since she went to work for herself making jewelry, she's obsessed with work.
Kristen needs to shut her yap about your taste in a car.

Ok, that's 11. But the 11th one was funny. So I kept it. What, according to Google, are the top ten things you need?