So I mentioned awhile back that I just bought my own car insurance. I finally got the paperwork in the mail and I was reading over it today. Turns out I was totally RIPPED OFF. Buried in the middle of pages of legal mumbo jumbo is a list of things that my insurance company absolutely refuses pay for. The most appalling non-coverage items read as follows:
We will not pay for:
3. Loss of vehicle due to or as a consequence of:
a. Radioactive contamination;
b. Discharge of any nuclear weapon (even if accidental);
c. War (declared or undeclared);
d. Civil war;
e. Insurrection; or
f. Rebellion or revolution.
I mean seriously, what's a girl to do when the revolution comes?
(Dear Department of Homeland Security, I am merely being sarcastic, as it is my nature to be. Please do not imprison me. Love, Kristen)
5 comments:
So...this whole argument is the exact same one Adam has had for months about his coverage...including his apt...He is seriously scared about the civil war...I just had to show him this post!!! Funny! Have a great day!
well crap. I know this is less than PERFECT timing Kristen - but I forgot to tell you. I think I may have left a can of radioactive materials in the passenger seat cup holder. Damn. And you wonder where those tentacles on your cactus originiated...
i officially declare war on you, with all the rights and rules therein. HA!
now, if your car is damaged, you're SCREWED!
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J- when the revolution comes, Adam can live at my apartment and I will use his car.
H- how many times do I have to remind you not to leave your radioactive materials lying about? Gosh.
P- didn't your mama ever teach you not to declare war on your friends? So rude. (psiwouldtotallybeatthecrapoutofyouinawar-i would tear you apart with my bare hands... or vicious rhetoric.)
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Wow. Scary. I feel like I should go check my policy now. Thanks for the tip!
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