It's a sign.

It's most definitely a sign.

I heart "Auto Recover." This oft overlooked function of Microsoft Word has just claimed its own little spot in a corner of my heart (a fairly low-profile spot; usually reserved for small things like getting cotton candy at the fair or the sight of all my books together in a neat and orderly arrangement. But a spot in my heart nonetheless.)

A couple posts ago I mentioned my recent search for all things awesomely Chuck. I had copied and pasted the fruits of my endeavor into a foolishly unsaved Word document that I kept minimized at the bottom of my desktop window. Yesterday, disaster struck.

Due to a freak copying and pasting incident totally unrelated to Chuck Norris , my PC decided to flash that evil proclamation: "Microsoft Word is Not Responding. Would you like to End Now? All unsaved documents will be lost." Let's not kid ourselves by pretending I actually had a choice in the matter. All efforts to save my awesome Chuck files were useless. In the end, I was forced to click that fateful rectangle. Chuck was defeated.

Or so I thought...

Enter "Auto Recover." I opened up Word not 20 minutes ago to check the spelling of a...well...word. And lo, there was before me a box announcing "1 document recovered. Would you like to save this document?" THAT'S RIGHT. Not even neglecting to save and the abyss of a frozen PC can keep Chuck Norris down.

So I'm taking this as a sign. A sign that I should share my Chuck Norris factual wealth with you fine people. For she/he who is rich in Chuck Facts...well, they live longer and almost never die of roundhouse kick-related incidents. Here is your first fact:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

You're welcome.